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04 February 2007

FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!! (Turner skrooz the pooch bigtime) / la Vie des Artistes, la Vie Boheme


Ignignokt (left) and Err. Vleeptron sincerely hopes they wiggle for you. They wiggled for me. If there is no wiggling, try clicking the REFRESH button. Or prayer.

Nancy Grace said on her Court TV Program "Lynch 'Im!!!" that both of these creatures are shooting the bird at us and this is compelling evidence that they are terrorists. Also they are not 3-Dimensional Americans, they are

2-Dimensional creatures of the Moon

who only snuck into Boston without papers in the middle of the night (when Adult Swim is on the Cartoon Network) to defraud us out of money to buy tickets to their sleazoid crappy coming-soon feature movie. Kill all 2-Dimensional Moon creatures. Build the Dimensional Wall Now to improve Earth Security from terrorists from the Moon, who also put their kids in our public schools and make the taxpayers pay for it.

Turner Network says it is willing to pay the costs of shutting down the city of Boston and causing widespread fear (Phobos) and panic (Deimos) of a terrorist attack on all the residents of Boston. One quick guess was about $500,000 in police overtime and other public safety costs. It was a FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!! moment.

Of the two young multimedia artists -- the one with dredlocks an alumnus of Boston College of Art -- who created the LED displays of the evil Mooninites Ignignokt and Err, I defer to words and music by the American country singer Jimmie Rodgers:

I had a friend named Ramblin' Bob
Who used to steal gamble and rob
He thought he was the smartest guy in town
But I found out last Monday
That Bob got locked up Sunday
They've got him in the jailhouse way down town

He's in the jailhouse now
he's in the jailhouse now

I told him once or twice
quit playin' cards and shootin' dice

He's in the jailhouse now

Yodelayeeeoh Yodelayeeeoh Yodelayeeeeeeee ...

He played a game called poker
pinoccle with Dan Yoker

But shooting dice was his greatest game
Now he's downtown in jail
nobody to go his bail

The judge done said that he refused a fine
He's in the jailhouse now
he's in the jailhouse now

I told him once or twice
quit playin' cards and shootin' dice

He's in the jailhouse now

I went out last Tuesday met a gal named Susie
Told her I was the swellest guy around
We started to spend my money
Then she started to call me honey
We took in every cabaret in town
We're in the jailhouse now
We're in the jailhouse now
I told the judge right to his face
We didn't like to see this place
We're in the jailhouse now

Yodelayeeeoh Yodelayeeeoh Yodelayeeeeeeee ...

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