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10 January 2008

don't get around much anymore ( -- Fats Waller) / i get by with a little help from my friends (Lennon & McCartney)

Newsday (New York City and Long Island NY daily)
Thursday 10 January 2008

Pair take friend's body
to cash benefits check


by Rocco Parascandola
rocco.parascandola@newsday.com

It's not every day - even in New York - that two men are charged with attempted forgery, attempted possession of a forged instrument and petty larceny for allegedly trying to cash their dead friend's Social Security check, with the dead friend sitting in a chair outside a Hell's Kitchen check-cashing shop, no less.

But that's the trouble two suspects - David Daloia and James O'Hare, both 65 - got themselves into when they were allegedly caught in the act Tuesday afternoon.

Their dead friend, Virgilio Cintron, 66, appears to have died of natural causes within the past few days, though the medical examiner's office said yesterday further tests are needed to determine the cause of death.

The bizarre incident resembled "Weekend at Bernie's," the 1989 comedy in which two friends pretend their murdered boss is really alive as they haul him around the Hamptons while partying.

Daloia and O'Hare, both unemployed, plopped Cintron into a chair and wheeled him from his West 52nd Street apartment to Pay-O-Matic Check Cashing, a Ninth Avenue business several blocks away, police said.

Cintron stayed outside - what choice did he have? - while his friends stepped inside. The clerk, police said, knows Cintron as a regular customer and said he needed to sign his own $355 Social Security check.

The suspects went back outside to get him, but by then Cintron, half-dressed and slumped over, had caused quite a stir, with a number of passersby alerted to the only-in-New York phenomenon.

One of those quite interested was [police] Det. Travis Rapp, who saw the scene as he ate lunch nearby. He called for backup, and the suspects were arrested moments later.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am glad they didn´t take his soul and cashed it!
Uwe

Vleeptron Dude said...

I have to confess, when I read this story I thought of how upset you were about Vleeptron's story about Armin Meiwes, so I wanted you to know the USA is staying competitive.

This is a bad time to sell your friend's soul here, the U$ dollar is so weak. Also I seem to remember from Goethe that you have to make the soul deal while you are still alive.

Anonymous said...

.....true Bob you need to sign the the contract selling your soul as when you´re alive........

By the way ever seen DEAD MAN by Jim Jarmusch?(i highly recommend it!)
One sequenz shows an austrian maneater enjoying a crispy grilled hand......

Uwe

James J. Olson said...

um, eew.

Vleeptron Dude said...

Oh yeah I've seen Dead Man, I was mesmerized. When Jarmusch makes a movie, he just forces you to pay attention and think.

Jim -- later yesterday I saw The New York Times version of this story. They try so hard to present a serious, important, dignified world -- but this story was just too lurid even for The Times.

Anonymous said...

funny, that, i am currently reading Doktor Faustus by Thomas Mann. i cant tell you about the ending, otherwise i would spoil the fun but...