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What If God Smoked Cannabis
lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
(parody of "One of Us" by Eric Bazilian)
If God had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah yeah God looks baked
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone
If God made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah God rolls great
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you s'pose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created Earth our home
Does he like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bone
7 comments:
Weird Al Yankovic may sound a lot more imprissive than Bob Rivers, but he did not write "What If God Smoked Cannabis". It was recorded by Bob Rivers and according to allmusic was composed by Amero, Bryant, Karlstrom, O'Neill and Bob Rivers. This rings true because like any good pardistic hacks they left off Bazilian.
Tommy Merchant
hey hey Tommy
Vleeptron is deeply indebted to your correction, I just assumed Weird Al wrote this parody.
Who are you where are you what are you, how did you get to Vleeptron?
There is only ONE "Tommy Merchant"!!!
And how was YOUR leave sailor?
r u tommy merchant from Wilson????
uhhhh if you are, wow! i'm going to need lots more details on what you've been up to for the last 44 years.
if you're not, well, uhhh, things been real fuzzy in my poor head lately.
i just clicked on Bob Rivers' website and my Firefox blew up and i had to restart windows.
I cannot tell you anything here for reasons listed in my comments on your PizzaQuiz. I did not attend
Woodrow Wilson High School in DC in the mid '60s, put down the yearbook.
I also never appeared in Little Theatre and I've never been to a Screamin' Jay Hawkins concert. Give it up Vleeppie.
Must rest now. Being unattended for nearly an hour is exhausting. Give me back my spellcheck. Where is security when you nee
Izzat u HeathKit/HeathBar?
Hiya!
i would bring back capital punishment for the programmers who write Login and Password routines. I couldn't get into my original Vleeptron blog for about a year and had to create VleeptronZ .
n e way if u r HeathBar/HeathKit lemme know sup with u.
Vleeptron is deeply indebted to your correction, I just assumed Weird Al wrote this parody.
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